Friday, December 16, 2005

Test site enuendos

I worked out at the test site this week and got to sit in on a meeting for setting off an undergound sub-critical nuclear explosion. I kept hearing statements that sounded like sexual enuendos, so I started jotting them down. Here's a few of them:

"i want clair to crank it 10 times in & out"
"activities down hole"
"activities up hole"
"probe insertion"
"shot system"

3 comments:

Shannon said...

What, nothing about big explosions in the tight hole?? That'd be hot.

In my next staff meeting, I'm going to listen for any sexual referrences. That'll at least keep me awake.

Kat said...

gee brad, i was kinda hoping that the meeting topic "setting off a nuclear bomb" would have been enough to keep you awake.

Cladeedah said...

Looks like someone needs to get laid... Thank goodness Vanessa got that Ultimate Cunnilingus book at the white elephant gift exchange to help get things going again.